Bill & Hillary Clinton go to Chicago to see her family.  They stop at a
gas station, and Bill gets out of the car to pump gas.  All of a sudden,
Hillary Jumps out of the car, and runs over to hug and kiss the gas station
attendant.  When they're back in the car and driving away, Bill asks "Who
was that, Hon?" "Bill, you won't believe it, he was my high school
boyfriend."  Bill thinks for a moment and says, "Just think, if you'd
stayed with him you'd be married to a gas station attendant."  To which
Hillary says, "No, if I married him, he'd be President of the United
States."

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