A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to
kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,
took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying,
"I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag
and put it under the pecan tree next to the
slide on the north side of the playground. In order to raise some money, she decided to
kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,
took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying,
"I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag
and put it under the pecan tree next to the
Signed, A Blonde".
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt
and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Blonde checked,
and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting
beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
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