A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs
  to file her taxes.
  The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few   questions."
  He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,
  "What is your occupation?"
  The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
  The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no.  That will never work.
  That   is much too crass.  Let's try to rephrase that."
  The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute."
  "No, that is still too crude.  Try again."

  They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken  farmer."
  The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a   whore or a prostitute?"
  "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."

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