Fun Jokes - Twins

John and Joe were twins. John had a boat. Joe had a wife.
On the same day, John's boat sank and Joe's wife died.
An elderly woman ran into John downtown. She told him (thinking he was  Joe) how sorry she was
to hear of his loss. John replied,"Oh, don't be  sorry- I'm not. She was old and smelled like
fish.
She had a big hole in the back and a large crack in the front, and every time I used her
that hole got bigger and she leaked. But I think what did her in was when I rented her out to
six guys that were just out looking for some fun. I told them that she wasn't in very good
shape and that her bottom was covered with slime, but they wanted to try her out anyway.
From what I heard, all six tried to get in her at once, and split her in two." The old woman
fainted.