Fun Jokes - Ah Beng & Ah Seng

One day, Ah Beng & Ah Seng were walking down the street when they saw
 something in their path.
 "Wait!" cried Ah Beng. "What is that?"
 "Yah! Be careful," warned Ah Seng. "What is it?"
 They approached the thing and looked at it very closely.
 "Look like shit!" say Ah Beng
 "Hmmm.....Smell like shit!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.
 Ah Beng then poked the thing with one finger, raised the finger to his
 lips,  tasted it  and said, "Tastes like shit!"
 Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his
 tongue to lick. With satisfaction, he said, "Confirm is shit!"
 Then they smiled at each other, "Good thing we didn't step on it."