Fun Jokes - Cindy Crawford

Bill Clinton, Bob Dole and Ross Perot found themselves in Hell.  They were a little
confused at their situation and were startled to see a door in the wall open, and
behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. 
She was 3'4".....dirty.....and you could smell her, even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Bill, YOU HAVE SINNED! You are condemned to spend
the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!!"

And Clinton was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door
opened...and they saw an even MORE disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong.
She was over 7 feet tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair, and flies circled her.
The voice of the Devil was heard; "Bob, YOU HAVE SINNED! You are condemned to spend the
rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Dole, like Clinton before him, was whisked off.
Perot, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst. And as the door
inched open, he strained to see the figure of. . . Cindy Crawford!
Delighted, Ross jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, barely dressed
in a skimpy bikini.
Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:
"Cindy, YOU HAVE SINNED!!!!!!!"