There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future.
One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye
Grandpa." The next day his grandfather dropped dead of a heart attack.
A few weeks later, the little boy was praying, "God bless Mommy, God
bless Daddy, goodbye Grandma." The next day his poor grandmother
was hit by a bus while crossing the street -- she never felt a thing. A
month or so later, the little boy was praying and said, "God bless
Mommy, goodbye Daddy." His father panicked. He had himself driven,
very carefully and slowly, to work, by an armed guard in an armored
security truck he hired. He couldn't concentrate, however, thinking about
those words, "Goodbye Daddy." He finally came home early, but very
carefully. He was met at the front door by his wife, who said, "What do
you think happened today, dear? The most awful thing -- the milkman
dropped dead on the back porch."
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