What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Make a tire and call it a good year.

What's the difference between 365 condoms and a tire...
A tire might be a goodyear, but 365 condoms is a GREAT year!

Did you hear of the new reusable rubbers?
You turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of 'em.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.

Written on a condom vending machine:
For refund, insert baby.

Why did the condom fly across the room?
Because it got pissed off.

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