Fun Jokes - You Get What You Pay For

A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight.  Very tired after
a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room.  As the clerk fills
out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting
in the lobby.

He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby.  After a
minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.

"Fancy meeting my `wife' here," he says to the clerk.  "Guess I'll need a
double room for the night."

Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over
$3000.  "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk.  "I've only
been here one night!"

"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."