Fun Jokes - Confession

Three men are outside the priest's confessional area talking about
their sins while waiting for the priest to become available.

  One admits to beating up his wife.  The second admits to gambling his
wages away, and the third admits to committing adultery with a woman
from the parish.

  The adulterer goes into the box first and admits to his sin but
refuses to name who he had committed adultery with.

  The priest asks him, "Well, if you won't confess outright, I'll have
to take a guess.  I'd say it was Mrs. Richards...?"

  "No father," came the reply " and I cannot tell you who it was."

  "Okay... it could be Mrs. Brown then....?"

  "No father."

  The priest then told the man that he was going to get one more chance
to confess properly and if not he would be temporarily excommunicated
for two weeks.

  "I know... it HAS to be Mrs. MacLanahan, right?" asked the priest.

  "No father."

  "That's it," said the priest. "You're excommunicated for two weeks."
The man left the cubicle with a big smile on his face.

  "How did it go?" asked the other two.

  "Great," he said. " I got two weeks off and three good leads!"